Unwanted advice, 1.0

Photo of grumpy-looking pillow.

In which Papa Zesser runs into his first fatherless expert in child-rearing (and his first non-scientist expert in vaccines and autism – or anti-vaxxer, for short), and discovers what so many other parents (and parents-to-be) have had to find out since time immemorial: That everyone else is an expert in how to raise your kid.

Spoiler alert: He didn’t like it very much.