In which Papa Zesser finally – finally! – returns to the keyboard, and reflects upon some of the many things he has learned in his sudden 13 days as a father.
Adventures in breast-feeding, exhaustion and the meat-counter-like properties of the placenta are only some of the reasons you might want to click this link!
In which Papa Zesser runs into his first fatherless expert in child-rearing (and his first non-scientist expert in vaccines and autism – or anti-vaxxer, for short), and discovers what so many other parents (and parents-to-be) have had to find out since time immemorial: That everyone else is an expert in how to raise your kid.
Spoiler alert: He didn’t like it very much.
In which pregnancy is confirmed, and Young Geoffrey samples from a bottle of “finest” Taiwanese Whisky.
In which Young Geoffrey first learns that he will soon become Daddy Zesser.
A story of love, deliberately unsafe sex and a drug-store pregnancy test . . .